The Horrible Deviant Incident...My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Deviants because you'll only end up with a Monitor in your Elbow." I never quite understood his advice until one St. Patricks Day, I was gardening with my best friend Barbara. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Superfantabulous and spooky sounds came from deep within. Barbara saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!